- you: are a genius billionaire playgirl philanthropist
- your boyfriend: is murdered by an asshole alien invader
- you: go on an extremely dangerous interplanetary adventure to find magic wish stones in order to wish your boyfriend back to life
- you and your friends: defeat a terrifying galactic overlord who also wants the wish stones
- you: finally wish your boyfriend back to life
- you: ... ... ... er... ... ...
- you: dump your resurrected boyfriend
- you: get with the asshole alien invader who killed your boyfriend in the first place
- you: have two kids
- you: get married
- you: live happily ever after
- you: say "screw you" to narrative expectations
Stuff I like (all)
if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i...
Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is...
- “I hope you’ll find someone who’ll look at you the way Sousuke looks at Rin.”— (via watchtheflameburns)
comment s’appelle un chien qui vend...
//slams hands on table
demandhumbly request a fic where HoriKashi have to pretend they’re in a relationship for some reason or other and for a...
- SOU, IMASUGU KIMI NI AITAI