- you: are a genius billionaire playgirl philanthropist
- your boyfriend: is murdered by an asshole alien invader
- you: go on an extremely dangerous interplanetary adventure to find magic wish stones in order to wish your boyfriend back to life
- you and your friends: defeat a terrifying galactic overlord who also wants the wish stones
- you: finally wish your boyfriend back to life
- you: ... ... ... er... ... ...
- you: dump your resurrected boyfriend
- you: get with the asshole alien invader who killed your boyfriend in the first place
- you: have two kids
- you: get married
- you: live happily ever after
- you: say "screw you" to narrative expectations
When will we play?